fun: A to C
encyclopedia Here a small start doing in January, but the end to do so far, I hope you like it.
A teetotaler
: said of someone who made you pee.
Boring. He who speaks when you want who will listen. Comply
. Obey an order to taste the wine.
street. It is impossible to know. Here I say that and there is tell me is this. Cheering
. Clapping his throat.
Adolescents. Group of individuals who express their deep desire to be different by dressing alike. Warning
. Threat for good.
Agatha Ruiz de la Prada. Costume designer.
Savings. Word should be written without h, to save a letter. Air
. Torment of those who wear wigs.
Alba. Beginning of a new day and end a great night.
Mason. Untitled architect.
Alliance. In international politics: Pact between two thieves each has put both hands in the pocket of another who decided to get together to steal a third.
Amigo. Relative voluntary.
Elder. Person who is becoming closer to what we all want to be further away.
anesthetist. Person who is almost asleep beside a sick almost awake. Outdated. All that super important 24 hours ago.
Appetite. The hunger of the rich. Arbitrator. Person with their profession is very popular, and their mothers.
Archaeology. Scientific activity that has its future in ruins.
abstract art. Where the firm is priced more than the work itself.
Atom. What well-managed can turn people on their colleagues.
Miser. Fool can starve as long as you do not miss to live.
Tiles. Tiles that, paradoxically, they need not be blue or have to be away.
B
Cheap. Anything that can be sold more expensive. Ba
Charities. Charity of the State.
Baptism. Detergent original sin.
Bingo. Game for Dummies.
Pen. Device that when in your pocket and inked, you remember the family of the inventor.
Blossom. Food That's 10 seconds in the mouth, half an hour in the stomach and all life in the hip.
Botany. Art of insulting the flowers in Greek and Latin.
plugs. Apparatus necessary for all mechanics.
C
Calamity. Unfortunately that affects many people. Sometimes, by extension called "government."
calculation. Math usually stay in the kidneys.
Camel. Horse designed by a committee of experts.
football field. Only place to see live and give a kick to a millionaire. Cannibal
vegetarian. Cannibal who eats only plant the foot, palm of the hand and trunk.
C
Castillo. Individual who is not going to fulanillas. Zebra
. Animal that looks for X out your interior. Ass prison.
Cemetery. Where no one wants to enter, and once there, nobody can leave. Matches. One of the few things that have been done in this world with head.
Coco. Fruit very scary.
Commerce. Transaction in which the subject A to subject B steals the goods of C and, to compensate, B E pocket making money belonging to a certain D.
Commission. Incompetent group, appointed by lazy to do the unnecessary.
Communism. Theory never be implemented. Conclusion
. This is what you get when you get tired of thinking.
Confession. Means by which a soul clean, to begin to sin again. Copyright
. English writer who worked a lot, because all his works bear his signature.
Curriculum vitae. Much Ado about nothing.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Pokemon Hospital Scrub
Dictionary
Friends!
rejoice For I bring you this month are some jokes I found by chance dictionary, but not play with words, but are more focused on the irony, or refer to things that often happen every day passes, it which sometimes is even more funny! XD
rejoice For I bring you this month are some jokes I found by chance dictionary, but not play with words, but are more focused on the irony, or refer to things that often happen every day passes, it which sometimes is even more funny! XD
different Dictionary
Supermodels: Evidence that all others are poorly made.
Teamwork: Ability to shift blame to others.
Friendship means a contract by which we force ourselves to do small favors for others to do the rest of us big favors to us (Montesquieu)
Brain: An organ that serves for us to think we think.
Critical: a person who pretends to be so hard to meet anyone to try.
Scholarship: the type of stupidity is characteristic of the people studied.
Oreja: 60 minutejos
Bank: 60 Minutillo.
Kick: A lot of ducks.
Organization: It is when nothing works, but everyone knows why.
Practice: This is when everything works but nobody knows how.
Theory: It's when I know everything, but nothing works.
Dentist: Character miracle whose mere presence takes away the toothache.
Viking: Scandinavian sailor who lived proud to walk with horns positions.
AAAAA: American Association Anti Abuse of Acronyms.
Lawyers: Politicos in its larval stage.
Trolley: a "four cans" old with two exhaust pipes.
Ignorance: When you do not know something and someone finds out.
Ingratitude: biting the hand that feeds you and then complain of indigestion.
Modesty: Wait for others to discover for themselves your greatness.
Paranoia: the belief that this line refers to you. Pedestrian
: someone who found a parking space.
Avellana: A bird with no tits.
Intelligence: intellectual quality we attach to those who agree with us.
Scarf: piece of cloth that is used at funerals to conceal the lack of tears. Rebel
: said of one who still has not gotten away with it.
Hospitality: the virtue of your house to accommodate people who do not.
Flashlight: Special container for transporting dead batteries.
Keychain: tool that allows you to lose several keys at once.
Only: bad company. Impatience
: waiting in a hurry.
Architect: Said of a type that was not macho enough to be an engineer, not queer enough to be a designer.
Embrace: The vertical frustration of a horizontal desire.
Boy Scout: A child dressed as commanded by a real stupid stupid child dress.
Headache: Contraceptive most used by women of these times.
Bust: Statue of a man without hands, or of women where the man's hands.
Candidate: A person who obtains money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
Trust: Via given free a person to commit a series of abuses.
Cure: Person to whom everyone calls him Father, except for their children, who call him uncle.
Diplomacy: Art of saying "nice doggy" until you find a stone to throw it.
Easy: It is said of the woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
Gynecologist: A specialist who works at the place where others are having fun.
Hero: An individual who, unlike the rest, could not run. Intellectual
: Individual capable of thinking for over two hours on something other than sex.
Nympho: A term to which a man defines a woman who wants sex more often than him.
Operating System - Virus Support for mouse
Immense: Idiot that has no measure. Stupid large. Hosted
: English content.
bottle: Item stuttering cousin of a carpenter. Unstable
table Inés American.
Jokes: what you read or bills when you're bored.
Supermodels: Evidence that all others are poorly made.
Teamwork: Ability to shift blame to others.
Friendship means a contract by which we force ourselves to do small favors for others to do the rest of us big favors to us (Montesquieu)
Brain: An organ that serves for us to think we think.
Critical: a person who pretends to be so hard to meet anyone to try.
Scholarship: the type of stupidity is characteristic of the people studied.
Oreja: 60 minutejos
Bank: 60 Minutillo.
Kick: A lot of ducks.
Organization: It is when nothing works, but everyone knows why.
Practice: This is when everything works but nobody knows how.
Theory: It's when I know everything, but nothing works.
Dentist: Character miracle whose mere presence takes away the toothache.
Viking: Scandinavian sailor who lived proud to walk with horns positions.
AAAAA: American Association Anti Abuse of Acronyms.
Lawyers: Politicos in its larval stage.
Trolley: a "four cans" old with two exhaust pipes.
Ignorance: When you do not know something and someone finds out.
Ingratitude: biting the hand that feeds you and then complain of indigestion.
Modesty: Wait for others to discover for themselves your greatness.
Paranoia: the belief that this line refers to you. Pedestrian
: someone who found a parking space.
Avellana: A bird with no tits.
Intelligence: intellectual quality we attach to those who agree with us.
Scarf: piece of cloth that is used at funerals to conceal the lack of tears. Rebel
: said of one who still has not gotten away with it.
Hospitality: the virtue of your house to accommodate people who do not.
Flashlight: Special container for transporting dead batteries.
Keychain: tool that allows you to lose several keys at once.
Only: bad company. Impatience
: waiting in a hurry.
Architect: Said of a type that was not macho enough to be an engineer, not queer enough to be a designer.
Embrace: The vertical frustration of a horizontal desire.
Boy Scout: A child dressed as commanded by a real stupid stupid child dress.
Headache: Contraceptive most used by women of these times.
Bust: Statue of a man without hands, or of women where the man's hands.
Candidate: A person who obtains money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
Trust: Via given free a person to commit a series of abuses.
Cure: Person to whom everyone calls him Father, except for their children, who call him uncle.
Diplomacy: Art of saying "nice doggy" until you find a stone to throw it.
Easy: It is said of the woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
Gynecologist: A specialist who works at the place where others are having fun.
Hero: An individual who, unlike the rest, could not run. Intellectual
: Individual capable of thinking for over two hours on something other than sex.
Nympho: A term to which a man defines a woman who wants sex more often than him.
Operating System - Virus Support for mouse
Immense: Idiot that has no measure. Stupid large. Hosted
: English content.
bottle: Item stuttering cousin of a carpenter. Unstable
table Inés American.
Jokes: what you read or bills when you're bored.
ridge: A good camel breath.
and the classics.
Berro: Bastor alebo.
Totopo: Mamamífero ciciciego of Pepel nenegro.
gorge: Desaparecerte.
Padlock. Dog gifts.
crowing: Excrement prisoner.
Cachivache: Small hole in the pavement that is about to become a rut.
Kernel: When someone listened.
Curtain: TV 50 meters or more.
Circuit: payasuitos place where they work and enanuitos.
Astronomy: When the Jetsons' dog can not pee.
Swan: place where people go to see pelisculas.
Glaze: When there is neither lune or miélcole.
Parables: slip.
and the classics.
Berro: Bastor alebo.
Totopo: Mamamífero ciciciego of Pepel nenegro.
gorge: Desaparecerte.
Padlock. Dog gifts.
crowing: Excrement prisoner.
Cachivache: Small hole in the pavement that is about to become a rut.
Kernel: When someone listened.
Curtain: TV 50 meters or more.
Circuit: payasuitos place where they work and enanuitos.
Astronomy: When the Jetsons' dog can not pee.
Swan: place where people go to see pelisculas.
Glaze: When there is neither lune or miélcole.
Parables: slip.
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Long Distance Homemade Wifi Antenna
Unlike James's soul
You know James from Pokemon?
You know James from Pokemon?
I think otherwise? Surely you must know by the voice and the occurrences of Pepe Toño Macias, the talented actor who gives voice in English here in Mexico. Well, now let me tell you something I saw on January 9 last year, right now I have a time and I'm broadcasting from the compu of my dad, I just finished the story! Is that right now was reviewing my posts and I realized that this was to be seen, I hope you juste.
The Soul of James
As a child I saw Pokemon with my brothers, they liked a lot the show, and I saw the good dub, but after a few years because I was completely bored me the same story and always at the end came the flying Rocket team! Not because the series seemed to me horribly repetitive, and the Rocket team seemed idiots! XD bothered me brook character that I always wanted to link to all the girls! It was maddening! XD Anyway, I always thought the Rocket team were bad ... and to finish grinding fools! But on Friday of last week I happened to an episode of the new series of Pokemon to come out here in mexico "Pokemon: Battle of the Border" was called "Little James" ("The Little James "was written so the title) and that was where I realized that James could be good if someone gave you the chance!
When turned on the TV and had begun the chapter, and at that time were doing close up to James, who now had a pokemon named Chimeco and it seemed that he was ill. The tenderly embraced him and told him that everything could be fine, but the tone of his voice was very worried and so was his expression, too, and if, in case you were wondering, that was the voice of Pepe Toño ... but I still did not recognize James! is that I found a bit strange to see him really worried about his pokemon because, well those who have been known Pokemon before James, in the classic series without go that far, if we saw that he was not worried about anybody more than himself, and usually saw that his Pokemon was bad .... but in this episode, James was desperate to find a Pokemon Center, and climbed a prairie that had like a cliff, and saw a Pokeman center there, and her eyes and her voice lit up with joy, so I take your Pokemon up there to get healed. When they reached the pokemon center came to the door 2 old men who told him welcome and call it "Little James" turned out they were his grandparents and lived in a cottage, and as James wanted to impress your grandparents, it was said owner of a large company and were Meowt Jessi and their employees! The truth was something XD very interesting and cute to see because in that chapter to the last we know your past life, when I talk like I was living there with Jessi and Mewt, and it turned out was a rich kid, but still was a very sweet and noble boy who wanted to his grandparents and care. He left home and left his life of rich because they pressed a lot, and to attend a lot of classes and stuff, and then joined the team Rocket because he wanted adventure .... but sometimes missed him be with their grandparents in that house ... Ofcourse the two "helpers" heard nothing, but for all viewers was very moving, even to me that James did not recognize! XD
But most amazing of all is that I first saw that James decided behave well and set aside the habit of stealing and escape from Team Rocket! And he dedicated himself to caring for your Chimeco, even at night when everyone went to bed, he stood there to look after it, like when someone is awake to care for a sick relative. And even after it was learned that did not own any company because their "helpers" stole the food XD the end was very emotional because his grandparents told him that he still wanted but it was not true that ... and even if Team Rocket! And that is something that touches the heart of any ... there we saw the soul of James! and all those who have not seen that episode really recommend it! See him, but others may not see and although recent seasons are more and more ridiculous, since worth watching James found his soft side ... and PPTo doing an incredibly spectacular and moving interpretation! Sorry I can not tell the dialogues of Pepe, I would love to but sadly I do not remember of any, you do not finish writing before, but I hope to see the episode over again ...
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Apothecary Shop Lansing
Hello? As has been well?
First I would like to wish a Happy New Year to all, time itself rather than later but surely!, Those who read me regularly you know that in December and New Year hardly write, in part because those holidays with food and helped I spend time with them, but partly because this year will I said goodbye to Virgil (I think I mentioned once in "List of Christmas) and as my dad did not lend me his cyber computed and were closed then, since I could not go online ... and you can imagine the boring tossed me! ! Anyway, this time I would like to share with you the classic letter I wrote to the Kings. Dear
Kings:
I know I've done some things a bit stupid, but you know I always try to do something good for other people, and although sometimes I do to help not always get it right , you know I always give my best !!!... so if you wanted to ask something for this year, Only thing I want is my family will remember me, and to return home, to honor! my family and all who live with me where I live.
Oh, and if they can I would also like to give me any of the wishes I did on the Christmas list, especially the gadget to record.
First I would like to wish a Happy New Year to all, time itself rather than later but surely!, Those who read me regularly you know that in December and New Year hardly write, in part because those holidays with food and helped I spend time with them, but partly because this year will I said goodbye to Virgil (I think I mentioned once in "List of Christmas) and as my dad did not lend me his cyber computed and were closed then, since I could not go online ... and you can imagine the boring tossed me! ! Anyway, this time I would like to share with you the classic letter I wrote to the Kings. Dear
Kings:
I know I've done some things a bit stupid, but you know I always try to do something good for other people, and although sometimes I do to help not always get it right , you know I always give my best !!!... so if you wanted to ask something for this year, Only thing I want is my family will remember me, and to return home, to honor! my family and all who live with me where I live.
Oh, and if they can I would also like to give me any of the wishes I did on the Christmas list, especially the gadget to record.
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