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rejoice For I bring you this month are some jokes I found by chance dictionary, but not play with words, but are more focused on the irony, or refer to things that often happen every day passes, it which sometimes is even more funny! XD
rejoice For I bring you this month are some jokes I found by chance dictionary, but not play with words, but are more focused on the irony, or refer to things that often happen every day passes, it which sometimes is even more funny! XD
different Dictionary
Supermodels: Evidence that all others are poorly made.
Teamwork: Ability to shift blame to others.
Friendship means a contract by which we force ourselves to do small favors for others to do the rest of us big favors to us (Montesquieu)
Brain: An organ that serves for us to think we think.
Critical: a person who pretends to be so hard to meet anyone to try.
Scholarship: the type of stupidity is characteristic of the people studied.
Oreja: 60 minutejos
Bank: 60 Minutillo.
Kick: A lot of ducks.
Organization: It is when nothing works, but everyone knows why.
Practice: This is when everything works but nobody knows how.
Theory: It's when I know everything, but nothing works.
Dentist: Character miracle whose mere presence takes away the toothache.
Viking: Scandinavian sailor who lived proud to walk with horns positions.
AAAAA: American Association Anti Abuse of Acronyms.
Lawyers: Politicos in its larval stage.
Trolley: a "four cans" old with two exhaust pipes.
Ignorance: When you do not know something and someone finds out.
Ingratitude: biting the hand that feeds you and then complain of indigestion.
Modesty: Wait for others to discover for themselves your greatness.
Paranoia: the belief that this line refers to you. Pedestrian
: someone who found a parking space.
Avellana: A bird with no tits.
Intelligence: intellectual quality we attach to those who agree with us.
Scarf: piece of cloth that is used at funerals to conceal the lack of tears. Rebel
: said of one who still has not gotten away with it.
Hospitality: the virtue of your house to accommodate people who do not.
Flashlight: Special container for transporting dead batteries.
Keychain: tool that allows you to lose several keys at once.
Only: bad company. Impatience
: waiting in a hurry.
Architect: Said of a type that was not macho enough to be an engineer, not queer enough to be a designer.
Embrace: The vertical frustration of a horizontal desire.
Boy Scout: A child dressed as commanded by a real stupid stupid child dress.
Headache: Contraceptive most used by women of these times.
Bust: Statue of a man without hands, or of women where the man's hands.
Candidate: A person who obtains money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
Trust: Via given free a person to commit a series of abuses.
Cure: Person to whom everyone calls him Father, except for their children, who call him uncle.
Diplomacy: Art of saying "nice doggy" until you find a stone to throw it.
Easy: It is said of the woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
Gynecologist: A specialist who works at the place where others are having fun.
Hero: An individual who, unlike the rest, could not run. Intellectual
: Individual capable of thinking for over two hours on something other than sex.
Nympho: A term to which a man defines a woman who wants sex more often than him.
Operating System - Virus Support for mouse
Immense: Idiot that has no measure. Stupid large. Hosted
: English content.
bottle: Item stuttering cousin of a carpenter. Unstable
table Inés American.
Jokes: what you read or bills when you're bored.
Supermodels: Evidence that all others are poorly made.
Teamwork: Ability to shift blame to others.
Friendship means a contract by which we force ourselves to do small favors for others to do the rest of us big favors to us (Montesquieu)
Brain: An organ that serves for us to think we think.
Critical: a person who pretends to be so hard to meet anyone to try.
Scholarship: the type of stupidity is characteristic of the people studied.
Oreja: 60 minutejos
Bank: 60 Minutillo.
Kick: A lot of ducks.
Organization: It is when nothing works, but everyone knows why.
Practice: This is when everything works but nobody knows how.
Theory: It's when I know everything, but nothing works.
Dentist: Character miracle whose mere presence takes away the toothache.
Viking: Scandinavian sailor who lived proud to walk with horns positions.
AAAAA: American Association Anti Abuse of Acronyms.
Lawyers: Politicos in its larval stage.
Trolley: a "four cans" old with two exhaust pipes.
Ignorance: When you do not know something and someone finds out.
Ingratitude: biting the hand that feeds you and then complain of indigestion.
Modesty: Wait for others to discover for themselves your greatness.
Paranoia: the belief that this line refers to you. Pedestrian
: someone who found a parking space.
Avellana: A bird with no tits.
Intelligence: intellectual quality we attach to those who agree with us.
Scarf: piece of cloth that is used at funerals to conceal the lack of tears. Rebel
: said of one who still has not gotten away with it.
Hospitality: the virtue of your house to accommodate people who do not.
Flashlight: Special container for transporting dead batteries.
Keychain: tool that allows you to lose several keys at once.
Only: bad company. Impatience
: waiting in a hurry.
Architect: Said of a type that was not macho enough to be an engineer, not queer enough to be a designer.
Embrace: The vertical frustration of a horizontal desire.
Boy Scout: A child dressed as commanded by a real stupid stupid child dress.
Headache: Contraceptive most used by women of these times.
Bust: Statue of a man without hands, or of women where the man's hands.
Candidate: A person who obtains money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
Trust: Via given free a person to commit a series of abuses.
Cure: Person to whom everyone calls him Father, except for their children, who call him uncle.
Diplomacy: Art of saying "nice doggy" until you find a stone to throw it.
Easy: It is said of the woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
Gynecologist: A specialist who works at the place where others are having fun.
Hero: An individual who, unlike the rest, could not run. Intellectual
: Individual capable of thinking for over two hours on something other than sex.
Nympho: A term to which a man defines a woman who wants sex more often than him.
Operating System - Virus Support for mouse
Immense: Idiot that has no measure. Stupid large. Hosted
: English content.
bottle: Item stuttering cousin of a carpenter. Unstable
table Inés American.
Jokes: what you read or bills when you're bored.
ridge: A good camel breath.
and the classics.
Berro: Bastor alebo.
Totopo: Mamamífero ciciciego of Pepel nenegro.
gorge: Desaparecerte.
Padlock. Dog gifts.
crowing: Excrement prisoner.
Cachivache: Small hole in the pavement that is about to become a rut.
Kernel: When someone listened.
Curtain: TV 50 meters or more.
Circuit: payasuitos place where they work and enanuitos.
Astronomy: When the Jetsons' dog can not pee.
Swan: place where people go to see pelisculas.
Glaze: When there is neither lune or miélcole.
Parables: slip.
and the classics.
Berro: Bastor alebo.
Totopo: Mamamífero ciciciego of Pepel nenegro.
gorge: Desaparecerte.
Padlock. Dog gifts.
crowing: Excrement prisoner.
Cachivache: Small hole in the pavement that is about to become a rut.
Kernel: When someone listened.
Curtain: TV 50 meters or more.
Circuit: payasuitos place where they work and enanuitos.
Astronomy: When the Jetsons' dog can not pee.
Swan: place where people go to see pelisculas.
Glaze: When there is neither lune or miélcole.
Parables: slip.
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