Funny Phrases For Charades

Today we close the restaurant, so I vina pa 'office, and right now I have a bit of time here are some other jokes I collected I hope you like them


COMPUTER JOKES
- What is Zip?
-The opposite of Nop

What do you say a GIF to a JPG? Cheer up, man!

What would you say a JPG to a gift? Lost Pixels!

Why elephants do not play on the computer? Because they fear the mouse.

What is a stock 3CDs? A 3D Studio.

Hardware: What you can leave with a hatchet if you
Software funcinona evil: That which you can only curse.

A friend says to another: - Did you hear talk of that experiment they did to see if working with computers is bad for health? They put three rats in a cage
next to a computer, and left on for two months.
- and the rats became ill?
- No, but they wrote three new improved versions of UNIX.

As you can make Windows run faster?
- throw your computer with more force.

was a computer so old that instead of quartz crystal has a sundial
.

- Why American programmers confuse Christmas Day
with Halloween?
- Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

What is the difference between a hacker and a typical user?
- A typical user wants to buy a faster computer to spend less time with him.

ASSORTED JOKES

What does a cow in a tree? ... Nido Milk

Some children were playing and yelled to another:
- Ancinaa Ancinaa!
lady comes home and says "I told my son's name and Ancina Gelipe want to tell you! I do not know if

slit my wrists ... or letting me long.

They ask the sailor - Where is the captain?
- For port!
-to port, where is the captain?

The woman's husband: "Love, I'm sad that you no longer look for me.
- Your if you screw up! Go and hide it!

What is a tombstone? A very stoned chinita Cole
How
what it is like a live bull one dead? In the living and the dead rushes steak ...

Dracula is about a boy and says: - Do you afraid of me?
- No thanks, I have!

- General Capture Sources with the utmost caution! Fuentes caught
-General, we are looking at more stealth.

A man tells his doctor.
- Doctor, since my wife left me I can not sleep
"Why, a stranger?
- No, it was the bed! Gallegos

funerary
- What killed John?
"I think a fight, because outside FUNERAL says, but does not say who .. What

said the knife to gelatin? Do not tremble, you coward!

get my grandpa to stop nail biting, "tied her hands? "No, I hid my smile!
A drunk at the bakery: - Do you have sandwiches? "It depends ... -Bué, give me one, but much depends! The pharmacy


"Miss, do you sell a condom? "Sir, watch your language! "He's right, give me two ... --------------------------------------------

- you give me some condoms please? - What's Sico? "No, the penis, so I want the muzzle?

How would come to a cave full of starving lions? As above, because they are dead!

What killed the book in English? In an Accident
Grammar ... was hit by a Subject! Where do

study the chicks? In pollitécnico.

taught to play the little farm to facebookers and never think of anything else. Teach a twitterer to speak at 140 and never needs Facebook!

A friend tells her friend:
"My neighbors are always out, sunbathing or playing soccer.
-Poor, insurers do not have Internet.

comes a drunk with 5 friends and asks the bartender: - does not it have gold toilets? - And the other says:
- John here is the drunk who spank your saxophone!

"Hey, my cat has killed his dog ...
"But like a Doberman!?!
"But my cat is hydraulic ...


-Qui Inditas Jelipe you step?
"My golpiaron a endividuos! "And do not
Jelipe Avenge thyself?
-Jum, if I come kill me!

Give me back my cloak. atte: Ozone

What is the day you must take care not to hurt you?
DiaTras
The man was so stupid but so stupid that he cut off his ear because he thought that was repeated

height of bad luck, and go to shit in a haystack and the needle jab.

Client at the restaurant called the waiter: 'Waiter, the fish is alone? "No, I will bring!

a child to another
"Hey, you are leaving the nose.
"Never mind, I have more ... Shout
a drunk from the bathroom of the bar: Bartender, threw a fart!
"It's normal - the bartender says
- But into pieces?

Why poblano chile woman is not going to celebrate the bicentennial? Because it is ENoG

Enter one to a brothel and says: - How much does the girl with long hair?
-5OO
- And the short hair? -250

- And do not have a bald spot?

emo Enter a McDonalds and instead of asking a Happy Meal ... Box calls Sad!

After parking, the woman asks her husband: - "I was very separate from the curb?
- Which of the two?

Hey, your wife scream when you love? Go if you cry, sometimes I hear from the bar! Pepito

Sarita is coming at a party and says,
- Want to dance?
- Yes!
- So I leave your chair?

A cannibal ate a stutterer and he repeated all afternoon ...

What is the ugliest fish ...? The Fish Adilla

After reviewing the husband, Dr says to the woman: "The appearance of her husband do not like" My but it's not good to my children! Quesito wakes
A frightened and asked Mom what happened? And he says: Quesadillas again!

robbed last night at the supermarket 200 cigarettes and 150 cartons of lettuce. Looking for a rabbit who is coughing.

What's green and red and shake a thousand miles an hour? A frog in a blender


2 Arab-Baisano, her daughter and working artist
"Yes, today debuts
-Butadiene artist or whatever, bero that works!

says a vegetarian "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; am a vegetarian because I hate plants