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Despite the Venezuelan Electoral Act, under which "the more mass (score), less mush (MEPs)", despite threats from President spray and actions of the PSUV, which used government machinery to campaign (and followed by evening on television so the day of the election), that installed red awnings, rojito a few meters from the polling stations in full election process, despite all that live in the elections of September 26 to elect deputies to the National Assembly and the Latin American Parliament, the Bureau of the unit (ie, the Venezuelan opposition) reached 65 seats in Parliament. Enough votes to deprive the most qualified Chavez and absolute power to legislate.

is easy to say, and it seems a very significant election results ... if not the popular vote because the opposition passed a few points to Chavez, sparking anger barely concealed the Maximum Leader. Yesterday, a few hours of "victory" for which he congratulated his supporters, the President lashed out against RFI journalist toughened woman asked the same question that the world is done at this time. How So they drew fewer votes, but have more representatives in the National Assembly?

much for 2012. This country is unpredictable, at least electorally speaking. And Chavez has shown an impressive ability to get up and reinvent itself, where popularity is on the ground (or do not remember what mission it occurred in one of the moments in which his image was hardest hit?).

checkbook We'll see if Venezuela is knocking at stud. I, for one, I plead optimistic and leave you with this anecdote election:

Sunday I walked to my polling place and found a block of it with a big red awning that sheltered about 15 people with red shirts, pulling a red drink red wine cellar (do not exaggerate the presence of color in the scene) . Now back to vote, and before the astonished gaze of other pedestrians who were passing the big red tent, snapped in high, clear and intelligible voice

"That is political opportunism.

What followed was a long sausage of insults from the group dressed in red, which is sheltered from the midday sun under the big red tent. Only play the part that is reproducible:

1)-That is Venezuela.

2) - Viva Chavez!

3) - Out skinny!

4) -! You're going to have to get out of here!

On Monday 28 September in the morning the CNE issued the first newsletter with the partial results of the parliamentary elections the day before, I knew the answer to sentences 1 and 4 that I cried from the red awning :

1) This is Venezuela: Venezuela is Right ... plural, multi-colored, democratic, free and thinking.

4) -! You're going to have to get out of here!: Also correct. But when Felipe de Borbon and Letizia decide to leave me and offered me to marry him and we move together to the Palacio de La Zarzuela. I mean, I'm outta here ... when I please. Not because you want it.

Because this is also my country. And 52% of Venezuelans who think like me.

Snoring Sleep On Side Close Mouth

7 things that could happen on September 26

1) That the Chavez retain qualified majority (in any case, absolute) now has in the Parliament and the opposition to win simple presence and access to debate, but without any power of decision.

2) That the opposition wins enough seats to break a qualified majority in the Assembly of Chavez, which would be a simple majority to enable it to impose certain decisions in the Assembly, but not all. The opposition, meanwhile, would not decide anything by itself as a political force but would have more weight and could, for example, object to the approval of certain organic laws.

3) That the opposition plays the same role last parliamentary elections in which fraud was sung and promoted abstinence, and we continue to have a National Assembly 100% red, red.

4) What all of the Ni-Ni vote, one way or another, and truly make you feel as a third voice (if you care and vocals) of this country.

5) That a crowd of at coleársele him to Maria Corina in line to vote and are assembling another Zaperoco as in the drill organized by the CNE as a month ago in their polling. Voting ends last, Wig and makeup run.

6) That the opposition to win a qualified majority in the National Assembly and the country to change course (at least at the legislative level), or to win a simple majority and the country suffers a shift, at least in to respect laws.

7) Where there is not anything before, but quite the opposite, but at least every citizen who assumes responsibility and get out and vote on 26 September. I vote for the latter, if ever.

Miranda, releasing the ratchet.

Funny Phrases For Charades

Today we close the restaurant, so I vina pa 'office, and right now I have a bit of time here are some other jokes I collected I hope you like them


COMPUTER JOKES
- What is Zip?
-The opposite of Nop

What do you say a GIF to a JPG? Cheer up, man!

What would you say a JPG to a gift? Lost Pixels!

Why elephants do not play on the computer? Because they fear the mouse.

What is a stock 3CDs? A 3D Studio.

Hardware: What you can leave with a hatchet if you
Software funcinona evil: That which you can only curse.

A friend says to another: - Did you hear talk of that experiment they did to see if working with computers is bad for health? They put three rats in a cage
next to a computer, and left on for two months.
- and the rats became ill?
- No, but they wrote three new improved versions of UNIX.

As you can make Windows run faster?
- throw your computer with more force.

was a computer so old that instead of quartz crystal has a sundial
.

- Why American programmers confuse Christmas Day
with Halloween?
- Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

What is the difference between a hacker and a typical user?
- A typical user wants to buy a faster computer to spend less time with him.

ASSORTED JOKES

What does a cow in a tree? ... Nido Milk

Some children were playing and yelled to another:
- Ancinaa Ancinaa!
lady comes home and says "I told my son's name and Ancina Gelipe want to tell you! I do not know if

slit my wrists ... or letting me long.

They ask the sailor - Where is the captain?
- For port!
-to port, where is the captain?

The woman's husband: "Love, I'm sad that you no longer look for me.
- Your if you screw up! Go and hide it!

What is a tombstone? A very stoned chinita Cole
How
what it is like a live bull one dead? In the living and the dead rushes steak ...

Dracula is about a boy and says: - Do you afraid of me?
- No thanks, I have!

- General Capture Sources with the utmost caution! Fuentes caught
-General, we are looking at more stealth.

A man tells his doctor.
- Doctor, since my wife left me I can not sleep
"Why, a stranger?
- No, it was the bed! Gallegos

funerary
- What killed John?
"I think a fight, because outside FUNERAL says, but does not say who .. What

said the knife to gelatin? Do not tremble, you coward!

get my grandpa to stop nail biting, "tied her hands? "No, I hid my smile!
A drunk at the bakery: - Do you have sandwiches? "It depends ... -Bué, give me one, but much depends! The pharmacy


"Miss, do you sell a condom? "Sir, watch your language! "He's right, give me two ... --------------------------------------------

- you give me some condoms please? - What's Sico? "No, the penis, so I want the muzzle?

How would come to a cave full of starving lions? As above, because they are dead!

What killed the book in English? In an Accident
Grammar ... was hit by a Subject! Where do

study the chicks? In pollitécnico.

taught to play the little farm to facebookers and never think of anything else. Teach a twitterer to speak at 140 and never needs Facebook!

A friend tells her friend:
"My neighbors are always out, sunbathing or playing soccer.
-Poor, insurers do not have Internet.

comes a drunk with 5 friends and asks the bartender: - does not it have gold toilets? - And the other says:
- John here is the drunk who spank your saxophone!

"Hey, my cat has killed his dog ...
"But like a Doberman!?!
"But my cat is hydraulic ...


-Qui Inditas Jelipe you step?
"My golpiaron a endividuos! "And do not
Jelipe Avenge thyself?
-Jum, if I come kill me!

Give me back my cloak. atte: Ozone

What is the day you must take care not to hurt you?
DiaTras
The man was so stupid but so stupid that he cut off his ear because he thought that was repeated

height of bad luck, and go to shit in a haystack and the needle jab.

Client at the restaurant called the waiter: 'Waiter, the fish is alone? "No, I will bring!

a child to another
"Hey, you are leaving the nose.
"Never mind, I have more ... Shout
a drunk from the bathroom of the bar: Bartender, threw a fart!
"It's normal - the bartender says
- But into pieces?

Why poblano chile woman is not going to celebrate the bicentennial? Because it is ENoG

Enter one to a brothel and says: - How much does the girl with long hair?
-5OO
- And the short hair? -250

- And do not have a bald spot?

emo Enter a McDonalds and instead of asking a Happy Meal ... Box calls Sad!

After parking, the woman asks her husband: - "I was very separate from the curb?
- Which of the two?

Hey, your wife scream when you love? Go if you cry, sometimes I hear from the bar! Pepito

Sarita is coming at a party and says,
- Want to dance?
- Yes!
- So I leave your chair?

A cannibal ate a stutterer and he repeated all afternoon ...

What is the ugliest fish ...? The Fish Adilla

After reviewing the husband, Dr says to the woman: "The appearance of her husband do not like" My but it's not good to my children! Quesito wakes
A frightened and asked Mom what happened? And he says: Quesadillas again!

robbed last night at the supermarket 200 cigarettes and 150 cartons of lettuce. Looking for a rabbit who is coughing.

What's green and red and shake a thousand miles an hour? A frog in a blender


2 Arab-Baisano, her daughter and working artist
"Yes, today debuts
-Butadiene artist or whatever, bero that works!

says a vegetarian "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; am a vegetarian because I hate plants

Obese Woman Neck Size

Pedro Navaja and two gifts

The silence of recent weeks in the blog life because I recently came across a couple of surprises that kept me entertained, and somewhat away from the computer keyboard.

The recent visit of my sisters and my nephews to Venezuela, I became a volunteer hostage for several days, the super-familiar routine that we had enjoyed until everyone moved outside. Dinner, rumba, lunches, trips, plans, measures and races, all compressed in few hours with a clear conscience take advantage of the privilege that we were living. It was like celebrating Christmas in September.

When at last they all left, leaving her mother's house in ruins, my nephews were footprints in the walls and memories printed on the album of family memories, accumulated fatigue surfaced for each overnight, and nostalgia for the departure back to a firm promise to meet again as soon as God permits.

And the other big unexpected was that, out of nowhere, no I look and more stalling, there emerged a new professional project now keeps me busy full time, Monday through Friday 8 to 5 as all serious people production in this country and many others. That is, I'm back to work with a capital T and fortnightly salary. And the truth is I'm enjoying it as much as the sabbatical year I happily gave up recently (and dedicated to travel, and read and live my life).

None of this would be a story in a self-centered blog, whose author speaks mostly in first person and their own stories, if not for the following: A couple of days before heard the news of the visit of my sisters to Venezuela was alone in my house and saw a picture of us in Facebook-hugging and laughing about something. I could not anticipate the attack of crying then I would take by force for a few minutes, until reduced to nothing, to kneel suddenly in the middle of my room and ask God to meet us soon, because I suddenly realized that missed them with the viscera.

And, against all odds, and the possible agenda of my sister Maria Fernanda with the medical treatment of my nephew Andrew in Houston and school obligations stretch my nephew Leo, as well as heavy workload of my sister Gaby and the recently established preschool in Panama added to the complications of traveling with two small children, just five days after my impromptu prayer, we were all three together and embraced in Caracas. And it was in a photo.

Moral: Ask and it will give you the Bible says. And Ruben Blades says ... "Life gives you surprises, surprises come life, oh God."

And what was not in the log, which was re-engage in a professional project at this time, also gave me. The other lesson, then, is to accept what the tide brings to the bank of your life. You may do much good, although it was not what you had planned.