Pokemon Hospital Scrub

Dictionary

Friends!
rejoice For I bring you this month are some jokes I found by chance dictionary, but not play with words, but are more focused on the irony, or refer to things that often happen every day passes, it which sometimes is even more funny! XD

different Dictionary
Supermodels: Evidence that all others are poorly made.
Teamwork: Ability to shift blame to others.
Friendship means a contract by which we force ourselves to do small favors for others to do the rest of us big favors to us (Montesquieu)
Brain: An organ that serves for us to think we think.
Critical: a person who pretends to be so hard to meet anyone to try.
Scholarship: the type of stupidity is characteristic of the people studied.
Oreja: 60 minutejos
Bank: 60 Minutillo.
Kick: A lot of ducks.
Organization: It is when nothing works, but everyone knows why.
Practice: This is when everything works but nobody knows how.
Theory: It's when I know everything, but nothing works.
Dentist: Character miracle whose mere presence takes away the toothache.
Viking: Scandinavian sailor who lived proud to walk with horns positions.
AAAAA: American Association Anti Abuse of Acronyms.
Lawyers: Politicos in its larval stage.
Trolley: a "four cans" old with two exhaust pipes.
Ignorance: When you do not know something and someone finds out.
Ingratitude: biting the hand that feeds you and then complain of indigestion.
Modesty: Wait for others to discover for themselves your greatness.
Paranoia: the belief that this line refers to you. Pedestrian
: someone who found a parking space.
Avellana: A bird with no tits.
Intelligence: intellectual quality we attach to those who agree with us.
Scarf: piece of cloth that is used at funerals to conceal the lack of tears. Rebel
: said of one who still has not gotten away with it.
Hospitality: the virtue of your house to accommodate people who do not.
Flashlight: Special container for transporting dead batteries.
Keychain: tool that allows you to lose several keys at once.
Only: bad company. Impatience
: waiting in a hurry.
Architect: Said of a type that was not macho enough to be an engineer, not queer enough to be a designer.
Embrace: The vertical frustration of a horizontal desire.
Boy Scout: A child dressed as commanded by a real stupid stupid child dress.
Headache: Contraceptive most used by women of these times.
Bust: Statue of a man without hands, or of women where the man's hands.
Candidate: A person who obtains money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
Trust: Via given free a person to commit a series of abuses.
Cure: Person to whom everyone calls him Father, except for their children, who call him uncle.
Diplomacy: Art of saying "nice doggy" until you find a stone to throw it.
Easy: It is said of the woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
Gynecologist: A specialist who works at the place where others are having fun.
Hero: An individual who, unlike the rest, could not run. Intellectual
: Individual capable of thinking for over two hours on something other than sex.
Nympho: A term to which a man defines a woman who wants sex more often than him.
Operating System - Virus Support for mouse
Immense: Idiot that has no measure. Stupid large. Hosted
: English content.
bottle: Item stuttering cousin of a carpenter. Unstable
table Inés American.
Jokes: what you read or bills when you're bored.

ridge: A good camel breath.

and the classics.
Berro: Bastor alebo.
Totopo: Mamamífero ciciciego of Pepel nenegro.
gorge: Desaparecerte.
Padlock. Dog gifts.
crowing: Excrement prisoner.
Cachivache: Small hole in the pavement that is about to become a rut.
Kernel: When someone listened.
Curtain: TV 50 meters or more.
Circuit: payasuitos place where they work and enanuitos.
Astronomy: When the Jetsons' dog can not pee.
Swan: place where people go to see pelisculas.
Glaze: When there is neither lune or miélcole.
Parables: slip.

Long Distance Homemade Wifi Antenna

Unlike James's soul

You know James from Pokemon?

I think otherwise? Surely you must know by the voice and the occurrences of Pepe Toño Macias, the talented actor who gives voice in English here in Mexico. Well, now let me tell you something I saw on January 9 last year, right now I have a time and I'm broadcasting from the compu of my dad, I just finished the story! Is that right now was reviewing my posts and I realized that this was to be seen, I hope you juste.

The Soul of James

As a child I saw Pokemon with my brothers, they liked a lot the show, and I saw the good dub, but after a few years because I was completely bored me the same story and always at the end came the flying Rocket team! Not because the series seemed to me horribly repetitive, and the Rocket team seemed idiots! XD bothered me brook character that I always wanted to link to all the girls! It was maddening! XD Anyway, I always thought the Rocket team were bad ... and to finish grinding fools! But on Friday of last week I happened to an episode of the new series of Pokemon to come out here in mexico "Pokemon: Battle of the Border" was called "Little James" ("The Little James "was written so the title) and that was where I realized that James could be good if someone gave you the chance!

When turned on the TV and had begun the chapter, and at that time were doing close up to James, who now had a pokemon named Chimeco and it seemed that he was ill. The tenderly embraced him and told him that everything could be fine, but the tone of his voice was very worried and so was his expression, too, and if, in case you were wondering, that was the voice of Pepe Toño ... but I still did not recognize James! is that I found a bit strange to see him really worried about his pokemon because, well those who have been known Pokemon before James, in the classic series without go that far, if we saw that he was not worried about anybody more than himself, and usually saw that his Pokemon was bad .... but in this episode, James was desperate to find a Pokemon Center, and climbed a prairie that had like a cliff, and saw a Pokeman center there, and her eyes and her voice lit up with joy, so I take your Pokemon up there to get healed. When they reached the pokemon center came to the door 2 old men who told him welcome and call it "Little James" turned out they were his grandparents and lived in a cottage, and as James wanted to impress your grandparents, it was said owner of a large company and were Meowt Jessi and their employees! The truth was something XD very interesting and cute to see because in that chapter to the last we know your past life, when I talk like I was living there with Jessi and Mewt, and it turned out was a rich kid, but still was a very sweet and noble boy who wanted to his grandparents and care. He left home and left his life of rich because they pressed a lot, and to attend a lot of classes and stuff, and then joined the team Rocket because he wanted adventure .... but sometimes missed him be with their grandparents in that house ... Ofcourse the two "helpers" heard nothing, but for all viewers was very moving, even to me that James did not recognize! XD

But most amazing of all is that I first saw that James decided behave well and set aside the habit of stealing and escape from Team Rocket! And he dedicated himself to caring for your Chimeco, even at night when everyone went to bed, he stood there to look after it, like when someone is awake to care for a sick relative. And even after it was learned that did not own any company because their "helpers" stole the food XD the end was very emotional because his grandparents told him that he still wanted but it was not true that ... and even if Team Rocket! And that is something that touches the heart of any ... there we saw the soul of James! and all those who have not seen that episode really recommend it! See him, but others may not see and although recent seasons are more and more ridiculous, since worth watching James found his soft side ... and PPTo doing an incredibly spectacular and moving interpretation! Sorry I can not tell the dialogues of Pepe, I would love to but sadly I do not remember of any, you do not finish writing before, but I hope to see the episode over again ...

Apothecary Shop Lansing

Hello? As has been well?
First I would like to wish a Happy New Year to all, time itself rather than later but surely!, Those who read me regularly you know that in December and New Year hardly write, in part because those holidays with food and helped I spend time with them, but partly because this year will I said goodbye to Virgil (I think I mentioned once in "List of Christmas) and as my dad did not lend me his cyber computed and were closed then, since I could not go online ... and you can imagine the boring tossed me! ! Anyway, this time I would like to share with you the classic letter I wrote to the Kings. Dear

Kings:

I know I've done some things a bit stupid, but you know I always try to do something good for other people, and although sometimes I do to help not always get it right , you know I always give my best !!!... so if you wanted to ask something for this year, Only thing I want is my family will remember me, and to return home, to honor! my family and all who live with me where I live.
Oh, and if they can I would also like to give me any of the wishes I did on the Christmas list, especially the gadget to record.

D And C For Rupturedovarian Cyst

Dear Magi Christmas List (part 2)

Hi everyone!
How have you been? Well?
I hope you have passed the super good at this time, and have a wonderful and amazing year 210! What am I doing here? ... Well, at last, at last I have some free time! I think I owe an apology know, I should have written this article here before Christmas, but is that in the last weeks before Christmas and new year I was helping my mom to get everything ready for dinner (if both, then I will tell you as it was) and so I had to stay home and do not know that was boring! It was the most boring days I've had! I really would love to do something special for this time of year, but heavens! This year has gone really fast! He was one of the years have gone faster, and still going like lightning, if you do not look at the first part of the List of Christmas and as I guess, this is the second part! I hope that if they unite with bloggers and blog for this and the Christmas of 2010 and the new year also sorry to put it .... hehe so late, I feel like I'm late for millions of years in this blog, and I've been writing the post below that I will for centuries, and just today I have a little time, I came here at the office and wanted me and run! XD True, my parents came in the car and told me that since I left, I think I'll take the tiny compu Dad to work on the house to see if I'm right on the alarm button .... I pray to God not, because if I'm wrong button and the alarm is not assure you that I run! not before and stretch the limbs hang! ... God! So I have the button with a piece of paper so you know what it is.

Today .... well not much to say about today, we stopped late because we went to bed at 1 am, taking advantage of that festive day was still, is the first time I go to bed at that hour, and today I woke up at around 11, and commissions New Year's stew and bathe me and I came here around 3. Anyway, I will talk later, while I hope you enjoy this second part of the post. Ah! to see the basis for the list to see the second part.

SATURDAY AND SUNDAY (12 and 13 December)

Saturday was as usual, the kind of administration he was the father, the kind of database was a bit boring ... damn I would liked to write that day to remember the kind of Administration! But I could not, unfortunately. Well, Sunday went to a party, was a gift exchange college where you had to cooperate for a buffet in a restaurant that the group leader was chosen, and was very cool indeed. At first I was going, partly because that day I had given little money and no longer had much to cooperate for the buffet, is that I went out Saturday looking for a nice blouse or dress for Christmas parties and year again, but it did not find anything, all the blouses that I measured myself were great! Until, when he was about to give up, stop by the flea market the center and found the house of a lady who had a white shirt hanging on a wall. The blouse had a few ornaments and sparkling pink was Mexican, was pretty simple, but still looked elegant and sophisticated, so as a guess, immediately caught my attention! I think it was my old man who showed it to me. So I told the lady that when cost and told me 100 pesos, and then told that if I was in another color and white showed me made me jump with excitement: WHITE is a color that matches everything, and in that model blouse with a little lace over white conveyed an air of extraordinary purity! ... even scary, touching I felt that I was going to get dirty! XDD So I said "I'll take it!" Totally, and that's what I use at Christmas dinner! Having done that, I went with a sense of satisfaction to buy for dinner, and then to the hotel, eat my classic and hot-dog (the position is on the block to get to Burger King) and my classic Nestea, and I think I bought some nachos ... but I can not remember.

Heaven! You know what? This part is green and you are reading right now (along with everything else on Saturday and the story of her blouse) is something I wrote today! It is something that is not localized and do not put it on dA! (As well as other green parts of "Christmas List Part 2") and I tell you it is totally AWESOME! Because it means that I could re-write! : D Do not lose my ability to write !.... Oh God! You can not imagine the wonderful, overwhelming and infinite pleasure I have when I write! Right now I'm realizing that! when I wrote the story of her blouse!
Well, on Sunday we were leaving early because we were having the fellowship, and I do not want to go on about the money part, but largely because he thought it would be boring, and that people would hostile, as some of my colleagues when I went to high school, or simply they were going to this event just for drinking and getting drunk and were not interested in showing your love or friendship to each other. It we went in the car of one of the companions, I went in a while my other colleagues were in another, and when we arrived the restaurant was a bit rustic, country-style, had a lot of things the last century ( as wagon wheels) and a cage for animals that were empty, the columns were made of adobe, and when we arrived we were served a plate of toast and beans. But it was just me, 4 classmates and one teacher. And I was starting to get bored when they reached the other teachers, which surprised me because I did not think you could come all (or that my colleagues had invited all because, as I did not come last week I did not know) and when all were seated at the table, we were served a plate containing steaks, beef enchilada, chorizo \u200b\u200band cheese, was served atop a mini hot griddle, and even coal. And yes, many of my colleagues take (not me and certainly did not take that time) and many of them, starting with rare food or beverage called beer, which did not surprise me, and ate it ... but what I really was very surprised to see that all lived together and interacted in a very nice, it was something really father, for I felt a very warm and welcoming place, even the emotional environment that encouraged me to talk! is that a long time not speak in public! XD
is that when we were eating, suddenly without warning one of the companions asked a teacher if I wanted to say a few words, some did not want but after the first teacher talk all got emotional and began to speak, I even dared to say a few words encouraged by the warmth that filled the air! And although I was quite awkward, because if I'm afraid of public speaking, I think I did pretty well, because the teacher said she was surprised mate ... and then I beat up one of my classmates because my speech was better! XD Es broma que le gane a mi compañera quien siempre se pone nerviosa al hablar en público y se quedo hablando hasta el último! XD Lo que me sorprendió bastante fue lo que dijeron los profes, en especial el de matemáticas y informática, y el de administración, déjenme ver si me acuerdo: El de informática nos felicito porque estamos estudiando y trabajando al mismo tiempo, el

MIERCOLES Y JUEVES (16 y 17 de Dic.)

Este miércoles y ayer me sentí mal, tuve un horrible dolor de cabeza y el cuerpo me dolía como si tuviera dengue, mi papá dijo que no era nada y que yo solo no quería ir a trabajar, yo pensé que era dengue por symptoms of body aches and because mosquitoes bite me a few days ago, but mom told me that probably it was because I forgot to stop taking the medicine for the treatment of the flu when I had flu, so I stayed in home in the morning, but by afternoon I had to return to work, even with a headache, although it had taken medication in the morning, I think it was because the office is air conditioned and the atmosphere is always cold, and that no help anything. Well, now that I finished my work and I have a rare moment of peace, let's see if I can finish this, I think there are some things I would want, in addition to what I said earlier.

Now if the list.

1. I'd love to at least one of my stories, science fiction and adventure become movies or TV.
probably first books, and then in the movies or series, I once read about someone who was invited to work with Matt Groening and it was from here, so yes, that can happen ... If that happened my life would change for the better! Forever! In an incredibly wonderful and unimaginable. I can imagine myself a bit: If I were a filmmaker, or if an animation studio would like to promote my ideas and stories become movies or series. Of course, I'd be there! giving my specs to people about music, history, design, characters, scenes ... and could probably get a job there, something directly related to art, film, science! a job I liked and where I could develop my potential as an artist, musician, painter and draftsman, designer, and even as a scientist! (Yes, science too!) Researching, creating, discovering, inventing something fresh, new and different! And my parents would realize that my art is not for lazy people, something for the lazy or something waste, garbage or waste of time, and my drawings would not be something bulky and with an uncertain future, something to be left aside, as the one teenager whose father wants him to play football but he wants to tap dance ... That's not is fair, my parents, deserve to see that my art is something else! And best of all, the series or movies could change the lives of people too! : D to improve! My stories can give people a new perspective! could give them to choose what to watch, as I said before, something good, something honest, something original, it would be .... -----------------

Revolution!

Well, hehe, I'm not sure whether it would be a revolution Faik ... ... but surely would love!

2. I wish someone would kindly help me know what they say the characters in films or TV shows that I sometimes see in English, writing dialogue.
is, I am very proud to be a Mexican who writes English quite well despite very little studied, and learned English in recent years mostly writing on dA, and in part by watching movies and programs on their original language. Well, as my dear friend once told me Pitbulllady I write very well, which I appreciate .... and she told me a favor me and all and I do not complain! XD So no, I'm not complaining!
But sometimes I can not understand the words of the series when I hear them, because there are many words I do not know how to pronounce them, and some others who do not know, then I miss much of the scenes of chapters! and the series itself. And it's very frustrating! That happened a while ago with an episode of Ruby Gloom! So if I can find a "good Samaritan", someone who is kind enough to clarify characters say when in doubt I could learn English and I would not miss parts of the series or movies! And I could enjoy watching them in their original language! : D Oh and of course if you want someone tell them something they do not know English, or if some Mexican expression of another country, I will be willing to a be their "Good Samaritan" My dear friend Jameson and help me, she always helps me with the words that I do not know. I always trust her when there is something I have learned so much, I do not know if I should bother with this also hehe.

3. I would like to find someone to love me and vice versa.
anyone who loves science, space, animals, someone with a warm personality and enthusiastic personality ... like my guide !!... what? I think it is totally impossible because there is none like my guide! but also the foundation says semi desires or impossible, if it's something you really want, and this is one of the things I've always wanted. Oh God! I've never seen a warm and sincere person in my Guide! He was always genuine and honest, loving, and he said something, or when someone told him "friend" was always at heart. Now there are many people like, people are now increasingly claim to be one of convenience and use many masks, pretending friendship, pretending to love, new generations of youth are going astray, and the people is genuine and still others are good people called "overblown" and that "they too" ... or idiots! (Not to say another word that people use) and then one is warm and sincere by nature, and loves to be! (Like me) should always be alert to see if people are honest or not, if people love you and tell you the truth, and heaven! that is really exhausting! That's why I want to find a guy with a personality as my guide, to be my refuge from the chaos, someone who does not have to take care of. ... And of course to provide a refuge for him too.
Fortunately, thank God, I always had a kind of empirical sense, as a gift, a kind of "radar" that allows me to know when people are good person (it is a large radar, always right! Y) Y I think it is curious that more work here on the web especially in dA, but I have to use to be alert and pay attention to detail.
Although most people try to pretend on the web, here is that some people are more open, explore their feelings and discover new things about themselves they did not know, maybe because they are under pressure to give a people as in everyday life. I know it's semi-impossible, but I think that is the dream of every decent girl to find her "soul mate", and someone with a personality could be my ... well that's just an expression, I do not really believe in that XD things, but someone with a personality would work well for me, in fact I think it would be possible for me to be with someone who was not so, not having met my guide. And if I find a personality as my guide, at least I would like to find someone with a personality like my favorite character: Wilt from Foster's, a fine or Bula Zula Patrol, Dr. Cockroach, Cryos, Phong ... or even Pilot Farscape, Scaredy Ruby Gloom or Archibald VeggieTales! Although the last 2 just know them long ago. Ah! and, of course, here I mean a couple, one partner for life, not a friend (although I have seen that last longer friends) because fortunately I have to wish for that, I have some very good friends I really love her, and I appreciate in with all my heart. But good friends are never too many, so if any of you like science, space, and wildlife art, nature and animals! and would like a true friend, then ... you know that here I am ...

4. I'd love to at least one of my drawings were a DD.
For those not on dA, the DD (Daily Deviation) is a publication that people do every day in his journal, (but I think only the moderators and some premium account have the privilege to do so, So those who do not have premium account and I can not do DD) is as a kind of homage to the paintings or drawings most original and innovative! And when one of your entries is DD people fills you with views and everyone sees your post he became DD, I have not had one but I've seen people who are really unpopular (as nerds dA) and a second will become popular! I have seen that one?!
Still, you know I do not care much about not being popular! For I am a simple person with a modest gallery and came here to peacefully express through my drawings, for review, comment and share my ideas, make new friends, to show people my perspective on things! To show my pictures without someone telling me that my drawings are stupid, and what better for it to be among other artists who know the effort, love and dedication that you put when you draw or paint, and that does not make any people! So even though sometimes I despair not have messages, I think I'm pretty good as well, taking a couple of visits a month, because sometimes I miss a lot for work and school, and I can not answer my messages, and stuff and also that not being popular has its advantages! : D For example, in a gallery like mine spammers (those who do spam) never come, and that water everywhere virus either, or who steal art or ideas of others ... or for example, if one moderators occurred to him to remove the photo or picture of someone, the less likely it was me because my gallery is not popular! But hey, I have this problem because I follow the rules to the letter, master the rules of dA! And in a way yes, because I love my modest gallery when I return to it and see that everything is always calm and there is not much traffic .... eh?
So it's not so much for popularity, but is rather a tribute! for the simple fact of being recognized for having a good art! : D. .. and I've never had a DD! ever, and that makes me think that my drawings are not creative, because all the pieces I've seen as a DD are the best! the most creative and original, so it would be very good to see one of my drawings as a DD it would mean that my designs are ingenious and creative.

---------------------- But your drawings and are resourceful and creative daughter! As far as I'm concerned not need a DD to know that! : D

Aww, thank you very much Faik!

5. I would like one of my friends or other talented artist wanted to paint some of the drawings I've done in pencil. My favorite to be exact, because I know I can never paint * sigh *... lack of time and also because I'm not very good at photoshop, I can never make my drawings as I go! XDD but ... gosh! many of them actually I would like to see painted digitally !!!.... So if anyone wants to do, and has a dA, just let me know! and tell them what parts are.

I want a new camera and Faik said, they would return to my hobby of taking photos this coming year. I used to do that when I was younger and it was very funny, always had my camera with me everywhere! XD But then the camera messed up and since then I could not buy another ... but if I had a camera now (even if not professional) maybe I could take it anywhere again! I think a pocket camera is what I need! Or rather, a device that can record video and audio and take pictures! so would the camera and could also make my recordings of songs that I composed with flute, and would be easier and I can not forget the songs. Some time ago I asked on a site about gadgets and was told that no such device existed, I'd better buy a cell phone! So if you want ... well not really hope someone give away a gadget like this ... many people said no such thing, but if anyone of you know of a device that can do that, they could say no? --------------

Heaven! Can you imagine how many songs we forgot about not being able to record them?! In addition to a gadget so you could hear our narrative voices making the entries here and on dA too, and my daughter could return to his favorite pastime is to emulate the voices of characters from movies and shows!

Well, I used to imitate voices with my brothers for fun, but for a time that they no longer like that, so that's history! Although good, I can still imitate some ...
------------- I think many (obviously you should hear some of them in the first place, there are many characters that long ago we have not heard) and I say that is an impressive performance ... And also sings! She loves to sing! has a beautiful voice! Oh

Heavens! Do not say that! O my readers want to hear! and I'm not very good ...

--------------¡ Perfect! That would show that I have reason, and you too! Aaahhh, that's my daughter, always so modest!

Jesus!

7. I would like someone to do a fanart with characters I created, that is, my own characters alone or with my favorite characters ... Or even more dear to me with my favorite characters! I've done some in my gallery, but are made by me, and it is not the same. It is always nice to see that many people like the characters of others and make fanart with them in homage and admiration, usually are gifts that give artists the characters in question. Examples are some of the gifts my dear friends Soylakoza and Jameson did to me, a girl nick Airshipgirl became one of Dr. Cockroach for me, but can not find it, I think you'll quitó.Pero to what is this is that this sort of thing always gives all the warmth, excitement and joy that every true fan of a character or a program needs. It is very rare however, for someone to do this kind of nice gesture to another person, especially me, but, heavens! is really beautiful when someone takes the time to do something like that for one, a detail like that really melts your soul when when one really loves a character! <3>

8. I'd like to meet Pepe Toño Macias and Jesus Barrero (for those who do not know, are two wonderful actors from Mexico, one of them was the voice of Wilt in English) Robbie Williams or Phil Collins, at least only for msn, or mail. If some of you know or have talked to them (especially with the voice actors) by chance, like me please give me your email or address if by letter, but I doubt it. Oh, and if anyone has an account and you can, please tell me what happened to Craig MackCracken on dA! Some time ago I sent a note and did not answer me ... and the worst is that every time I get a note almost give me a heart attack because I think it's him! dA XDD Someone who has actually talked to him?
9. I would like to see more fanart of Cryos, Phong, and Scaredy coward ... and Steve Irwin! Because they are truly amazing and needs more fanart, especially Steve! And there are very few fanarts of Shadow Raiders and Reboot.
10. I would like a premium subscription to dA, so that parents can use those characteristics as critical. I would like to make a criticism, because I love telling people when you do something that's great!
Also, I'd be like Susan Boyle. I mean, I would like someone to find one of my talents by chance and appreciate, even if I do not the image or the stereotypes of society.

---------- What it means is that you would like to be a singer ...

Faikel!
XD Well, I also want people to realize that pornography, especially with the cartoons, it is very dangerous and frustrating for children and adolescents, and that they can do something about it. But I think it is already starting to be a reality thanks to my dear friend Charlie has been a very brave campaign to raise awareness projects inthe people. Well, that's all folks! I have to go, hopefully I will not bore you with another one of my journals until next year! XD, thanks to fast Faik, is the second time participating in an entry!