This is something I mailed it is assumed that they sent me a joke or something, but I think the reason why it is fun for some is because it's true. The trouble is that I can not give up my position as a modern woman ... because I have a husband to keep me! Veanlo Well anyway, I hope that men will make them think, that's not game ..
"It's 6.00 am the alarm clock keeps ringing and I have no strength to throw it against the wall, I'm finished, I want to stay at home, cooking, listening to music, singing, etc. if I had a dog, would walk around. all but out of the house, put first and having to put the brain to function. I wonder who the witch was stupid, the array of feminists, who had the great idea of \u200b\u200bvindicating the rights of women, and why did that with us, who were born after it.
It was so good at the time of our grandmothers: they spend all day knitting, exchanging recipes with friends, decorating the house, trimming trees, planting flowers, picking vegetables from the orchards and raising their children. life was a great course for craftsmen, alternative medicine and cooking. And then he got better, we had bonded, I get the phone, telenovelas, the pill, credit card, now the internet! How many hours of peace!
Until there came a pendejita, which apparently did not like the bodice, or engage the home, came to contaminate several other rebels inconsistent with strange ideas about 'we will conquer our space. " What room or what nothing!
If we had the whole house! the whole neighborhood was ours, the world at our feet! had complete mastery over men, they depended on us for food, dressing ... and now ... Where the hell are, dondeeee? Just love dead or do we want, headache, tiredness argue for a thousand stupid things ...
Our space ... now they are confused, do not know what role they play in society, fleeing from us, the devil on the cross, we fear them, just as much independence and make them flee, as claroooo!
That joke, gets covered in homework. and worst of all, eventually thrown into the dungeon of acute chronic singleness! Formerly the marriages lasted forever. and now if you get divorced even have to keep the #%&&&#!!!
Why, tell me why, women's liberation ????... Because the woman, who only needed to be fragile and be guided through life, began competing with males ... Look
biceps the size of them and look at the size of ours. was very clear, everyone in place since Adam and Eve .... women's liberation ... this would not end biennn, of course noo!
can not stand being forced to the daily ritual of being skinny as a broom, but with boobies and rear durito with sure footing, for which I have to kill me in the gym and starve, get moisturizers, wrinkle, have complex old radiator drinking water at all times, and other weapons do not fall defeated by old age makeup flawlessly every morning from the front of the neck, have your hair neat and keep it up with highlights, that gray hair is worse than leprosy; choose the clothes, shoes and accessories not that is not presentable to the workshop, having to solve half of the things the phone, settle all day in front of the pc working like a slave (modern, of course) with a phone in the ear and solving problems one after another, and also are my problemass! Everything to go out with red eyes (for the monitor, of course, because of love to mourn, no time available). And see that we had it all figured out!
We are paying the price for being always in shape, without streaks, without hair, smiling, fragrant, perfect nails, not to mention impeccable resume, full of diplomas, doctorates, and specialties. We became 'super women'. but they still earn less and still give us these cabroness orders! ¿¿¡¡¡
PASAAAAAA WHAT !!!?? BASTAA YA!
I want someone I open the door so you can spend, which runs the chair when I'm going to sit, to send me flowers, give me serenades at the window. if we already knew we had a brain and we could use. Had ¿to quééééé to prove it to them, to see to queeeeeeee?
Oh, my God, are 6:30 am and I have to get up ... it is this cold bed alone and very great !!!!!... want a hubby gets home from work, sit on the couch to enjoy a meal together, let me love very rich, that makes me feel mujerrr ... I found out it's much better to serve a hearty meal to choke on a sandwich and a Diet Coke while I finish the work I brought home for a change.
No, my dear fellow, intelligent, made, released ... and ........ abandoned!! .......... I'm talking seriously quit my post modern woman. ANYONE ELSE
JOINS ...???????
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