Monday, November 29, 2010

Chicken Pox And Menses Delay

Workers.

A joke I read one day and he had wanted to write here some time ago.

Mayas and Aztecs

mexico is said that there are two types of workers, the Mayans and Aztecs. The Maya are those who come to work every day, an hour later they go to breakfast, back 5 hours later and ask "Mayama someone?"
The Aztecs are those who come to work, record and leave with the intention of not returning, and before you go tell your partner "Aztecargo of mine?"


Bonus Extra! Short jokes!

do you call a bear that tells jokes?
Bear Sh.

What is a sewer?
The smallest of the Alcantara family.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Realistis Braces Selector

Second rule: Write down everything that can

Milagros (Socorro) tells me to write. I can be whatever lawyer he wants, but I have a narrative voice itself and should not disregard it. The truth is that I have trouble listening lately, the stronger talk about hunger and fatigue after long hours of work with the rational brain turned on full blast. I get home and can not find the switch step to my bohemian side, the repressed, which does not pay the bills. But as mine and the executive.

And then I meet casually with Gustavo (Machado), who took the course in creative writing in UNIMET, and ask if you are writing something. I say no, since Sidetur expropriated from them a few weeks ago has no head to put three lines together and sound good. That is understood.

is difficult to poetry in a country as violent as this. A country where prisoners have made this year to butchers, builders and users of the Metro de Caracas for offenses under the Criminal Code Unusual Our Universe: trade, build or claim a good service. The same country where 80% of murders go unpunished, according to a figure I heard this week on the radio.

I'm not saying do not write much as they should for these reasons, no. Maybe in this state of affairs is at best would have to write. Only you have to work so hard, in a place where wage inflation is eating up the best of them, I do not know how to live who live for this.

seems that I get to be a lawyer some more time, to give me the courage to try to make writing a real job. Total, Federico Vegas were encouraged to 46 years.'s Never too late if the pen is good.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Weslo Treadmill Cadence Dl 5 Instruction Booklet

ALWAYS REMEMBER TO TELL NO discouragement

Journalists, the constant chase after the news, we have forgotten the auction, to leave something good and useful for the final .
The day you take the theory to meet her twin sister, practice, discover that agree very little and disagree a lot. This is one of those days.



When something is good but really good, attracts the attention of all and without much publicity. Why? Because we done with excellence makes a natural charm that seduces everyone.
What is good, eventually sold, and what's bad, not given what they want.

Excellence does not seek publicity, nor need it, all follow and admire her just by looking at the door. When there is excellence and good will, all provided. Facing
goodwill there is no obstacle to hold. Goodwill is not expected to be reminded what to do.

So before they ask you to cooperate, cooperates, before they ask you to study, study. Never wait to be asked to meet, just go ahead and comply, even if others do not
Our own image, create, strengthen and consolidate it, is our best project, the aim is to inspire all our daily decisions.
If we consolidate our image, we do also, with solvency, with the image of any company. Let

yes, well this, the statement that it costs a lifetime to create and build a good image, but in a second, a moment of madness can end it.
How to create and improve our image? Being ourselves, a true outward manifestation of what is in our hearts.

Originality is your best tool. Be original, do not rush to do what everyone does and the same way, whenever you can, add something born of your inspiration or harvest. Project
peace and security is another one of your tools: stay calm, be like a clock that does not blush or intimidated, because they look too.

not enough to be happy and tranquil, you also have to be so. Everyone wants to live and work beside who gives peace, stability and poise.
If you fall ill very dry so dry if very sweet, and mellow. Always look for balance, the midpoint between dryness and humidity absolute complete.

The person most worthy of admiration and imitation is that we have corresponded in this life, with its strengths and limitations.

If you enjoy what you do is, perhaps, because you're doing what you do not supposed to do.
who does what he must do, no time to complain and enjoy doing so.
care of your image and strengthen it, because she is the key that shall go before thee, opening (or cerrándote) doors ... Thank

give all and all for being here, despite the personal commitment, and discomfort own on Fridays. May God keep you and with you. Lfm.
Both public relations professionals and journalists, are professionals of the message, that message is that image.
Image is important, but the excellent service we give, is the most important. From advertising campaigns, a person or company can develop a good image, but will not be sustained for long if almost
serve anyone.

Princess Themed Baby Shower Center Pieces

MANIA NEW SONG "I LOVE YOU MORE"



"I Love You More," original inspiration. Nov 07, 2010
POINT: JOSE MARQUEZ CARLOS JIMENEZ (JIMENEZ MARQUEZ JUNIOR) - BACHATAAA - THE TRUTH AND ME

forgotten me
THINK IT AGAIN AND I BELIEVE IN LOVE
AN ANGEL LIKE YOU ALWAYS
KISS ME YOUR PHOTO AND YOU WANT MORE LIKE

CHORUS
STRANGE SHUT AND YOUR SMILE
YOU WILL WANT MORE THAN MY
BECAUSE YOU DO NOT WANT TO FORGET MY LIFE
FEEL THAT I LOVE MORE THAN MY EXAGGERATING
WITHOUT IT FEEL THAT THIS
REALLY WANT YOU MORE THAN ME.

II
HAVE YOU NEAR THE JOY IS MY
A KISS OF YOUR MOUTH
PASSION IS MY GREAT FOR YOU MY CHEST I, LO would open
To give you my heart.



Monday, November 8, 2010

Words Of Encouragement For A Person Stressed

Peter Cetera: Apple of your daddy's eyes

Hi all, as they have been?

Yesterday which was Sunday, and every Sunday, you know, I just started making task, but after that when it was around 4, knew mercecia take a break, and I decided to take a while to find a movie he had seen a Once by chance but could not remember the name (even wrote a question on yahoo answers to see if anyone out there know! If anyone knows and would like to answer can view HERE Well, the fact is that as well was looking for a song play in the film, called "daddy's girl", but did not find the song I was looking for, by chance I found this really cool song by Peter cetera! I hope you enjoy it as much as I am doing now! And you know, as always, watch the video first, and end point of the song.





Heavens ... I do not know why but the songs of love between father and daughter I always get very strong .... and .... maybe Faikel is also because I never had a father who showed me he loved me and tell me things like these songs .... but this song inspired me a really cool idea to make a drawing! ... Although good, as my dad was there and could not draw a pencil, try drawing with a mouse in photoshop again, but it turned out that my dad saw the picture, and how if you do not like to draw, I went to work on Sundays! Working on Sunday is as heavy and tedious it can do! Aside from making the cas cleaning !:(.... but anyway, I really liked this song, because it is so spontaneous and full of feeling (if not believing that moved me so much!) The melody is very bright and vibrant , is lively, and the funny thing is that the lyrics, although not very eloquent or elaborate, it's amazing! Because it almost feels as if the singing was not an artist or someone who knew about how to compose songs, but a father who just sings a song to his daughter while sleeping, because they feel an immense joy and excitement of having a daughter! That is, many parents could identify with this song .... especially faikel ... I think the song so much I came to my ....
Well, this is the letter, I hope you enjoy it, oh, and I forgot to say thanks to this song I learned a new phrase: "the apple of my eyes" is for when someone wants too much for someone, either as a boyfriend or child, as this is the expression equivalent to "girl (or) my eyes" used in English.

Original Lyrics
I Remember When You Were born
I felt like one lucky Son of a gun

And when you turned into two
I was so happy When you said I love you

Held you in my arms so tight
I'd never forget The best years of my life

(chorus)
Apple of your daddy's eye
Wanna be the one to hold you in the night
Apple of your daddy's eye
Oh, oh sleep tight
Don't you worry gonna be alright

I remember when you were three
You were so lovely
So very pretty

And when you turned into four
I finally realized
What God put her here for

chorus
If I had my way
Time would stand still
You'd stay as sweet as you are
But time waits for no one It never will

Your gonna leave me soon enough
'm just sad 'cause you're growing up Held

you in my arms so tight I'd never forget

The best years of my

life (chorus) Do not stop
ever lovin 'me
Because You're the apple of your daddy's eye

Lyrics in English
And it is a real translation eh! Not literal. I made myself, and I made sure that the meaning of the letter was not changed!

remember when you were born I felt like a lucky rascal.

as you follow two

I was so happy when you said I love you

embrace you in my arms so strong

never forget The best years of my life

(Chorus) Girl
father's eyes
want to hug you in at night
girl daddy's eyes
O oh sleep well
not worry you'll be alright

remember when you were three You were so beautiful



is so beautiful as you follow four

I finally realized God to put you here

If I had my The time to stop your movin
And as sweet as you
But time waits for no one
You'll leave me soon I'm sad because you're


growing embrace you in my arms so strong
never forget The best years of my life

(chorus)
never stop loving me because
You are the apple of daddy's eye ...
Hi

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Invitation For Death Aniversray

And all with Ms Paint! Anecdotes

all, as they have been? Well?
know that, today I was cleaning my Opi draft letter to find the beggar that I lost! and I realized that there are many items that I have not finished! XD But the good thing is by chance I found several good articles, especially this article about Paint was doing in July, but had not had time as they do not finish it, but now I have a tiempecillo, for me mostrarsles like the wonders that make some with and all with MS Paint! : D oh I say wonderful because crude is the Paint! Oh yeah, almost forgot, keep in mind that at the time when I started the article, was the time I did not know very well how to use Photoshop, so it is written well, but now they are using more or monkeys, only this was a late item.

And all this with MS paint!
You know that when it comes to digital drawings, the most famous programs is that PhotoShop! I personally, I remember long wanted to have the PhotoShop and that I already had a painting program that was not MS paint, but the Corel Photo Paint! But the point is that recently my brother gave me a copy of Photoshop CS4, and now I have it I realize it's not that great ... in fact very similar to Corel in office, and even a little brushes , and is very complicated too! XDD And another thing I discovered recently, for example I paint with the mouse, but many people use other tools and you change the color values \u200b\u200bwith one click, with tricks and so no longer have to ezforsarse Pintat directly with the brush! as I do not use the tools! so that the merit of drawing is not technically yours, is the program!
XD And I do not know how to make that tip of thing, so I think, I almost do not know what I'm used and wasted .... but other day I was searching the net Corel and MS Paint (if needed because the Windows Paint is the only one I know that you can change the size!) I met some of the most amazing drawings in Paint ! that made me feel that no matter who did not know to use Photoshop well yet .... because even I have the paint on my computer I have in the house! XD Well, here are some signs that the you know where it is able to paint paint! : D And if you know them!
As
draw monalisa http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk2sPl_Z7ZU

Elmo Projector, Special Education

March perverted user.

NOTE: This article will finish writing the November 6, 20010, and on that day was published, but I started to write the March 10, 2010. However, he can not keep the date as I started writing for publication, because if not then it would omit many details that went through the time and have to do with it. So, to read it more easily, I put it here now.

Hi everyone! How have you been?

I hope well, a while ago since I wrote, except for humor, but now I have a tiempecillo have come here to relax a bit ... but do not worry, now will not talk about my troubles XDD not really want to do it now, because my job is pretty boring and my daily life as usual, which means that even though fight and fight, nothing! Yet those who know my parents, especially my parents they still see me as a young unbalanced, and that is why my own parents because I do not recognize them and who I am. And not just because I really admire my parents, I want to be like them, I want to treat me as an equal and even !!!.... I can not do .... But anyway, that they were not saying he no longer wanted to talk about my troubles?! Why not let me know !!!!!
XDD but not seriously, today I would like to talk a bit about things that have happened on dA in the last months of 2009, and now. Recently I was thinking of opening a new section called "single dA" because lately I realized that I have written more about what goes on dA about other things, and I think those posts should have their own category, not knowing whether to make one because it had first to see if the post was sufficient as to form a category ... and I must say that so it was! So with this entry inaugurated the "only gives" Of course I'm going to put things back on dA I have spoken on this post, but finally, finally I hope you enjoy our new section!

Zula Fans: good and not so good
Well, as I said Last year, some time ago I met some other people who liked the series The Zula Patrol, were my friend with no name (which has always changed and the name and eventually left with the "1B1B") and my friend Oblina22. Well, we 1B1B went there in September as I think, and never returned, and Oblina went for a while at the same date and then returned in October to discuss, and it was after I did a drawing of the patrol gift, dedicated to her and also to the other, but after that nothing else has said, one day gave me a note and I said "I want to be friends" and that was it. When she left I thought it was because I saw one of my drawings of fine and brook and had not liked, but I'll never know for sure, I could only guess, because I wrote it in the picture and she did not comment there, but in my profile! ... But in the end as late September turned out Oblina if returned! And finally my favorite picture was fine and brook! : D just that I was concerned that he would not like, and even sent me an email where I said that he likes to talk to me! So I realized that if he liked my pictures and wanted me as a friend, which made me very happy!
Well, apart from them 2 other 3 came in 2009, three girls that I sometimes visit with nicks Chaddarismyname, bananacustard, CFoxC; chaddar saw the series and likes fine but only told me once, and the other two then met a series of my drawings because they had not seen, and I was very happy that they liked my two fine drawings are the most valuable for me. Although newly arrived and another girl who seems to like Patrol, who calls invaderluver (I think because you like Invader Zim XD) but I say "appears" because nothing else came to my gallery can give estarme pa! It has a very strange fixacion, the first time I get told me that he liked and he liked Bula Bula partner / Zeeter and then I told him that he liked Bula father but was not very fond of couples, but seemed not to understand the message because after only commented pa 'to dialogues in which Bull "was sleeping" with Zeeter or something, because he said "laid" and it was weird ... It was Extano, but the reason was because I did not like the way he wrote his dialogues, because many rude and also wrote about the relationship Bull / Zeeter as being derogatory and vulgar, and of course that I do not think, because it is the opposite of what is Zula Patrol! That is, I like the series because it has no porn or things that are obscene or rude, and I think it says that girl is not going according to which Zula Patrol is because the series is a show whole family and is healthy! But hey, still is someone who seems to be not so bad (I mean, I have not done anything wrong and at least thanked me for the dedication) and if someone bad vibes or someone like what porn and I'll have the time .. . Believe me from experience is that it works, in fact it was precisely as I realized that a deviant was someone to porn! And he liked!
Perverted Revealed!
If it was called ... well, I will not say the name because I'm not someone gossipy, and I would not go around saying something like "well look at this this guy is not my style then, but his nickname is to called "Airshipgirl" and if they see it for yourself there is going to realize, those in dA can tell by what I say:
This was a person whom I met by chance when I saw a picture he drew of pokemon series that amused me, and when I first met I thought it was cool because it responded to comments made in his drawings, and I liked to talk because it seemed that he liked science and space, in particular science, and also liked something else: Airplanes. Ha! That alone was funny because it went up to his own pure anthropomorphic airplanes, especially one, who was a character from a comic I did (and selling online) and that caught my attention. Apart of that comic, he also made another children's book where the chemical elements personified as characters from Pokemon (or in that style) for children to learn chemistry and have fun! Which I was happy because I looked like a great idea, and fathered see he cared that the children should learn chemistry, and in fact I think one day I said it! I really wonder much the number of chemicals! And in fact going to put the appointment of one of his drawings, but it turned out that before he could put disable your account! And in fact it bothers me because there I had many of my comments I wanted to see here for, to see me if I was cool with it!
Anyway, at first I had a great comment on your photos, and I was really excited because I thought he had found a new friend, especially because he was someone who looked like she was smart and liked to science! Still, I felt that something was wrong, something I thought was rare and was always talking about things that two-way and say obscene things when he commented on the drawings of others or in responses to friends who visited (many of them liked the porn, of course) and all said "pervert" and others, and I do not know whether in jest or earnest. One day it occurred to me to ask if it was true that drew porn, because you never I saw them on their own, but people always commented he spoke of "those other pictures" and they laughed ... I ma not liked because he felt they were laughing behind my back, but when asked if he did that she said no. So the days passed, until a few months later I discovered that I was wrong in my mind about what it was: I mean, if it was a very intelligent, and it seemed that if she liked science and planes .... But it was a perverted person.
And that I discovered the hard way, know how? For once she told me I was going to send some drawings that had not yet, and he wanted me to see to give him my opinion as an artist. ... And I do not will send some pictures porn?! Can you imagine?!? Well, yes, some drawings by other vulgar and ridiculous, that's all I'll say (to say more would be a waste of points! Also want to keep my stomach without nausea, bad luck pa 'the morbid) that not only left me disgusted and bad taste, but they left behind a grief and sadness strong enough, because they know I was waiting for those pictures with the idea that they were some bright idea or something nice like some of those who had seen ... and it turned out that . And not only that! The reason why I was depressed a while because I thought that this person was honest, and considered my friends! ... But mostly because I expect so long to tell me was so? Because I lied !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then I realized that it was honest ... and I felt like an idiot for trusting people !!!!!.... Well, says faikel, I'm not so, I was honest with her from the beginning and what I could give I gave, I gave him my friendship, and if you do not know how to value, well .... she loses ....
Anyway, I hope you liked this article, is another little article I found while cleaning out my documents and put it here XD because I think you should know, if this person found on the Internet, if you know what throw.