encyclopedia Here a small start doing in January, but the end to do so far, I hope you like it.
A teetotaler
: said of someone who made you pee.
Boring. He who speaks when you want who will listen. Comply
. Obey an order to taste the wine.
street. It is impossible to know. Here I say that and there is tell me is this. Cheering
. Clapping his throat.
Adolescents. Group of individuals who express their deep desire to be different by dressing alike. Warning
. Threat for good.
Agatha Ruiz de la Prada. Costume designer.
Savings. Word should be written without h, to save a letter. Air
. Torment of those who wear wigs.
Alba. Beginning of a new day and end a great night.
Mason. Untitled architect.
Alliance. In international politics: Pact between two thieves each has put both hands in the pocket of another who decided to get together to steal a third.
Amigo. Relative voluntary.
Elder. Person who is becoming closer to what we all want to be further away.
anesthetist. Person who is almost asleep beside a sick almost awake. Outdated. All that super important 24 hours ago.
Appetite. The hunger of the rich. Arbitrator. Person with their profession is very popular, and their mothers.
Archaeology. Scientific activity that has its future in ruins.
abstract art. Where the firm is priced more than the work itself.
Atom. What well-managed can turn people on their colleagues.
Miser. Fool can starve as long as you do not miss to live.
Tiles. Tiles that, paradoxically, they need not be blue or have to be away.
B
Cheap. Anything that can be sold more expensive. Ba
Charities. Charity of the State.
Baptism. Detergent original sin.
Bingo. Game for Dummies.
Pen. Device that when in your pocket and inked, you remember the family of the inventor.
Blossom. Food That's 10 seconds in the mouth, half an hour in the stomach and all life in the hip.
Botany. Art of insulting the flowers in Greek and Latin.
plugs. Apparatus necessary for all mechanics.
C
Calamity. Unfortunately that affects many people. Sometimes, by extension called "government."
calculation. Math usually stay in the kidneys.
Camel. Horse designed by a committee of experts.
football field. Only place to see live and give a kick to a millionaire. Cannibal
vegetarian. Cannibal who eats only plant the foot, palm of the hand and trunk.
C
Castillo. Individual who is not going to fulanillas. Zebra
. Animal that looks for X out your interior. Ass prison.
Cemetery. Where no one wants to enter, and once there, nobody can leave. Matches. One of the few things that have been done in this world with head.
Coco. Fruit very scary.
Commerce. Transaction in which the subject A to subject B steals the goods of C and, to compensate, B E pocket making money belonging to a certain D.
Commission. Incompetent group, appointed by lazy to do the unnecessary.
Communism. Theory never be implemented. Conclusion
. This is what you get when you get tired of thinking.
Confession. Means by which a soul clean, to begin to sin again. Copyright
. English writer who worked a lot, because all his works bear his signature.
Curriculum vitae. Much Ado about nothing.
